Link 'n' Lloyd
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Chapter 1: How To Make Toast (The Right Way)
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 1: How to make toast~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Ok, so we begin in the kitchen of mana. I am Lloyd Irving of Sylvarant. And this… is Link the Elf, from the Kokiri forest. We are here to entertain you as best we can, if we can. Well anyway…”
“SHUT UP ALREADY AND LET’S GET STARTED!!!” Link screamed at Lloyd who was using a banana as a microphone.
“Oh fine, what are we doing anyway?”
“I dunno I’m hungry.”
“Too bad it’s Showtime.”
“Technically we shouldn’t have started until I’ve eaten. After all, you’re still using that banana as a microphone.”
“Well if it’s Showtime you need to use something as a microphone!” Lloyd returned starting to unpeel the yellow object.
“There is such a thing as pencils ya know.”
“Banana’s taste so much better anyway.” Lloyd had started to take a bite off of his unpeeled banana.
“Why are you eating your ‘microphone’?” Lloyd stopped biting suddenly.
“Uhm, I wasn’t I was just making sure it was a good banana. I don’t wanna have a bad banana.” Lloyd said as he tried to put the banana back together.
“Whatever, if you get a banana I get toast.” Lloyd now had a look of rage on his face as he continued to –try– and put the banana back together.
“THIS… STUPID… THING!!!!”
“Whadda ya call someone who uses a banana as a microphone?”
“A banana lover.”
“No, Lloyd.”
“I don’t get it…”
“Anyway, let’s see if I can do this.”
“Do what?”
“Make toast of course.”
“Oh, TOAST! I know how to make toast. Alls you gots ta do is put some bread in the one box thing and push down a certain lever majiggy.”
“Sounds simple enough.”
“Yeah, but I heard that it’s actually really complex.”
“Well, it SOUNDS easy!”
“Whatever.”
Link walks up to a bag of bread. Opens the bag takes out a piece of bread, reties the bag and throws it in the oven. Pushes a lever and waits.
“HOLY COW!” Lloyd screamed dropping the banana on the floor and running over to Link. “WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?”
“Making toast of course.” Link said in a calm tone.
“ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU THREW THE BAG OF BREAD IN THE OVEN!”
“Huh? Then what’s the toaster.” the smell of a burning loaf of bread in a plastic sack began to make itself known.
“THAT OTHER BOX IS THE TOASTER YOU RETARD!” Lloyd screamed pointing at the real toaster.
“You mean that puny little thing over there?” Link asked pointing to the toaster.
“YES THAT THING! NOW TURN OFF THE OVEN AND GET THE BREAD OUT OF IT!”
“Ok, but don’t you just love the smell of a burning plastic sack?” Link said breathing the air and sighing. “I can almost smell the smell of Ganons’s rubber boots burning when I shot them with a fire arrow for the first time. Oh the good old times.”
“JUST GET THE STUPID BREAD OUT OF THE STINKIN’ OVEN!”
“Gosh, what’s your problem?” Link said picking up the burnt bread, which had melted plastic on it, with his sword.
“MY PRECIOUS SOY BREAD!”
“Soy bread? You eat soy bread? That stuff deserves to be burned!” Lloyd started bawling while looking at his destroyed soy bread.
“My precious bread!” Lloyd said tears rolling down his cheeks.
“It’s just bread, get over it.”
“It is not just bread! It was a gift from Colette to me! I got it on my 18th birthday!!!”
“You’re 18? Wow, for an 18 year old you’re not too bright.”
“YOU’RE STUPIDER THAN… Zelos!” Link gasped as he heard this. He began to cry at Lloyd’s harsh words.
“WHAT’S GOING ON IN THERE?” said a voice coming from the library of mana. Link stopped crying and Lloyd stood still.
“Uh, NOTHING ZELDA! WE’RE FINE IN HERE! WHILE YOU’RE TALKING TO US DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS BURNT SOY TOAST?” Link hollered back.
“SURE, I’D LOVE SOME! SOY BREAD ROCKS!”
Link stood for a moment. “You know what? I’ve always liked soy bread.”
“Right dude, whatever.” Lloyd said rolling his eyes.
“YOU COMING WITH THAT BREAD LINK?” Zelda yelled.
“YEAH! JUST A SECOND ZELDA!” then he turned to Lloyd. “You’d start to like something that you don’t like now if Colette liked it!”
“Mebe.” Link rolled his eyes and grabbed a piece of toast then set off for the library. A little bit later Lloyd heard Zelda scream.
“WHAT DID YOU DO THIS SOY BREAD LINK? YOU DESTROYED IT! YOU CAN’T EVEN MAKE TOAST BY YOURSELF!”
“Hey, I said it was burnt!” Link returned.
“BURNT IS OK! THIS IS LIKE CHARCOAL!”
“But it’s still toast.”
“HARDLY! I’LL TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE TOAST! C’MERE!” Zelda said dragging Link out of the library of mana. Zelda looked at Lloyd, “Do you need to learn how to make toast too?” Lloyd shook his head backing off. “Good.” Zelda said dropping Link on the ground in front of the toaster.
“Ok, let’s begin our lesson for today on how to make toast… the correct way.” Zelda looked around for some bread that link hadn’t turned into charcoal. When she finally found a piece she showed it to Link.
“This is bread. Got it?”
“I’m not following this.” Link said staring blankly.
“YOU DOLT! I’M JUST TELLING YOU WHAT IT IS!”
“Sorry, I’m not a rocket scientist here.” Zelda rolled her eyes as if to say ‘You gotta be kidding me’.
“OK, NOW SHUT UP AND LISTEN! I’M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE TOAST WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!”
“Gosh, you don’t have to yell, I’m right here.”
“This could take a while.” Zelda mumbled to herself.
“What’d you say about my mom?”
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Several hours and many pieces of toast later…
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“NOOO! I SAID PUT THE BREAD IN THE TOASTER! NOT THE BED!”
“Hey they both start with b’s it’s confusing to me.”
“Yeah, just like you said ‘toast the bread’ sounded more like ‘roast my head’!” Lloyd said. His hair was lightly singed.
“Lloyd shut up, you’d be dead if the sprinklers hadn’t of gone off.”
“SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!”
“I don’t wanna learn how to make toast, I’ll stick with pancakes… Wait, how DO you make pancakes?” Zelda runs of to the library. Link turns around “Could you teach- Hey, Zelda? Zelda! ZELDA! WHERE’D YOU GO?” Link ran off looking for Zelda as Lloyd was rolling on the floor uncontrollably from laughter.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 1: How to make toast~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Ok, so we begin in the kitchen of mana. I am Lloyd Irving of Sylvarant. And this… is Link the Elf, from the Kokiri forest. We are here to entertain you as best we can, if we can. Well anyway…”
“SHUT UP ALREADY AND LET’S GET STARTED!!!” Link screamed at Lloyd who was using a banana as a microphone.
“Oh fine, what are we doing anyway?”
“I dunno I’m hungry.”
“Too bad it’s Showtime.”
“Technically we shouldn’t have started until I’ve eaten. After all, you’re still using that banana as a microphone.”
“Well if it’s Showtime you need to use something as a microphone!” Lloyd returned starting to unpeel the yellow object.
“There is such a thing as pencils ya know.”
“Banana’s taste so much better anyway.” Lloyd had started to take a bite off of his unpeeled banana.
“Why are you eating your ‘microphone’?” Lloyd stopped biting suddenly.
“Uhm, I wasn’t I was just making sure it was a good banana. I don’t wanna have a bad banana.” Lloyd said as he tried to put the banana back together.
“Whatever, if you get a banana I get toast.” Lloyd now had a look of rage on his face as he continued to –try– and put the banana back together.
“THIS… STUPID… THING!!!!”
“Whadda ya call someone who uses a banana as a microphone?”
“A banana lover.”
“No, Lloyd.”
“I don’t get it…”
“Anyway, let’s see if I can do this.”
“Do what?”
“Make toast of course.”
“Oh, TOAST! I know how to make toast. Alls you gots ta do is put some bread in the one box thing and push down a certain lever majiggy.”
“Sounds simple enough.”
“Yeah, but I heard that it’s actually really complex.”
“Well, it SOUNDS easy!”
“Whatever.”
Link walks up to a bag of bread. Opens the bag takes out a piece of bread, reties the bag and throws it in the oven. Pushes a lever and waits.
“HOLY COW!” Lloyd screamed dropping the banana on the floor and running over to Link. “WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?”
“Making toast of course.” Link said in a calm tone.
“ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU THREW THE BAG OF BREAD IN THE OVEN!”
“Huh? Then what’s the toaster.” the smell of a burning loaf of bread in a plastic sack began to make itself known.
“THAT OTHER BOX IS THE TOASTER YOU RETARD!” Lloyd screamed pointing at the real toaster.
“You mean that puny little thing over there?” Link asked pointing to the toaster.
“YES THAT THING! NOW TURN OFF THE OVEN AND GET THE BREAD OUT OF IT!”
“Ok, but don’t you just love the smell of a burning plastic sack?” Link said breathing the air and sighing. “I can almost smell the smell of Ganons’s rubber boots burning when I shot them with a fire arrow for the first time. Oh the good old times.”
“JUST GET THE STUPID BREAD OUT OF THE STINKIN’ OVEN!”
“Gosh, what’s your problem?” Link said picking up the burnt bread, which had melted plastic on it, with his sword.
“MY PRECIOUS SOY BREAD!”
“Soy bread? You eat soy bread? That stuff deserves to be burned!” Lloyd started bawling while looking at his destroyed soy bread.
“My precious bread!” Lloyd said tears rolling down his cheeks.
“It’s just bread, get over it.”
“It is not just bread! It was a gift from Colette to me! I got it on my 18th birthday!!!”
“You’re 18? Wow, for an 18 year old you’re not too bright.”
“YOU’RE STUPIDER THAN… Zelos!” Link gasped as he heard this. He began to cry at Lloyd’s harsh words.
“WHAT’S GOING ON IN THERE?” said a voice coming from the library of mana. Link stopped crying and Lloyd stood still.
“Uh, NOTHING ZELDA! WE’RE FINE IN HERE! WHILE YOU’RE TALKING TO US DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS BURNT SOY TOAST?” Link hollered back.
“SURE, I’D LOVE SOME! SOY BREAD ROCKS!”
Link stood for a moment. “You know what? I’ve always liked soy bread.”
“Right dude, whatever.” Lloyd said rolling his eyes.
“YOU COMING WITH THAT BREAD LINK?” Zelda yelled.
“YEAH! JUST A SECOND ZELDA!” then he turned to Lloyd. “You’d start to like something that you don’t like now if Colette liked it!”
“Mebe.” Link rolled his eyes and grabbed a piece of toast then set off for the library. A little bit later Lloyd heard Zelda scream.
“WHAT DID YOU DO THIS SOY BREAD LINK? YOU DESTROYED IT! YOU CAN’T EVEN MAKE TOAST BY YOURSELF!”
“Hey, I said it was burnt!” Link returned.
“BURNT IS OK! THIS IS LIKE CHARCOAL!”
“But it’s still toast.”
“HARDLY! I’LL TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE TOAST! C’MERE!” Zelda said dragging Link out of the library of mana. Zelda looked at Lloyd, “Do you need to learn how to make toast too?” Lloyd shook his head backing off. “Good.” Zelda said dropping Link on the ground in front of the toaster.
“Ok, let’s begin our lesson for today on how to make toast… the correct way.” Zelda looked around for some bread that link hadn’t turned into charcoal. When she finally found a piece she showed it to Link.
“This is bread. Got it?”
“I’m not following this.” Link said staring blankly.
“YOU DOLT! I’M JUST TELLING YOU WHAT IT IS!”
“Sorry, I’m not a rocket scientist here.” Zelda rolled her eyes as if to say ‘You gotta be kidding me’.
“OK, NOW SHUT UP AND LISTEN! I’M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE TOAST WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!”
“Gosh, you don’t have to yell, I’m right here.”
“This could take a while.” Zelda mumbled to herself.
“What’d you say about my mom?”
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Several hours and many pieces of toast later…
--------------------
“NOOO! I SAID PUT THE BREAD IN THE TOASTER! NOT THE BED!”
“Hey they both start with b’s it’s confusing to me.”
“Yeah, just like you said ‘toast the bread’ sounded more like ‘roast my head’!” Lloyd said. His hair was lightly singed.
“Lloyd shut up, you’d be dead if the sprinklers hadn’t of gone off.”
“SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!”
“I don’t wanna learn how to make toast, I’ll stick with pancakes… Wait, how DO you make pancakes?” Zelda runs of to the library. Link turns around “Could you teach- Hey, Zelda? Zelda! ZELDA! WHERE’D YOU GO?” Link ran off looking for Zelda as Lloyd was rolling on the floor uncontrollably from laughter.
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Koroks Rock says:
Kavi_Darkwolf says:
MysticWarriorTai says:
Joe: I'm acting like a pay attention but i just dont care.
Tai: What?
Joe: Nevereming
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Kairi says:
I always found that fairy annoying in the game! 10 out of 10!
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Noah says:
i love Loyd
no se como escribirel resto en ingles pero esta bien chido
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