Who killed Zelda?
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Chapter 1: Prelude
Zelda: Happy Birthday daddy!
Queen: Hehe ( kisses husband ) Morning sweetie
Z: Eww.. old people kissing!
King: Like you made out with Link before
Z: ( face turns red ) that.. were not dating! ( mind... That only happend once! )
K: Well we have a long day ahed of us what are we doing today?
Q: how about a party?
Z: Party Party Party!
K: well...
Z: PARTY!!!
K: ok ok jezz...
Z: Ill text everyone!
Q:wait a minute.. cell phones don't exist yet..
Z: ( is silent... phone poofs out out of exisitince ) Dammit
Q: ( puts bar of soap in Zelda's mouth ) languge Zelda! Now lets go!
Queen: Hehe ( kisses husband ) Morning sweetie
Z: Eww.. old people kissing!
King: Like you made out with Link before
Z: ( face turns red ) that.. were not dating! ( mind... That only happend once! )
K: Well we have a long day ahed of us what are we doing today?
Q: how about a party?
Z: Party Party Party!
K: well...
Z: PARTY!!!
K: ok ok jezz...
Z: Ill text everyone!
Q:wait a minute.. cell phones don't exist yet..
Z: ( is silent... phone poofs out out of exisitince ) Dammit
Q: ( puts bar of soap in Zelda's mouth ) languge Zelda! Now lets go!
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