The Never Ending Story....hopefully
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Chapter 1: The Never Ending Story Begins
Narrator: Our hero link has just defeated Ganondorf the king of darkness for the umpteenth time this month. With the king of evil soundly defeated link sets off for a new adventure one he has never faced, something so terrifying, so destructive, so menacing it can only be called a vacation. Our story starts out with Link and Zelda deciding on a vacation spot. Don't ask me why Link needs a vacation he just does.
Zelda: so link have you decided where you would like to spend our vacation.
Link; i don't know yet.
Zelda: what come one link you haven't found a place for your vacation yet.
Link: nope
Zelda: fine I'll choose.......How about the Mushroom kingdom?
Link: No way that pace has fungus every where I'm likely to get athletes foot, besides they have mushrooms that walk around and some of them don't even have arms!!!!!
Zelda: OK fine how about Planet Zebes?
Link: to spacey besides need a space suit to survive or my head will explode.
Zelda: (with a frustrated look) OK how about Yoshi's island?
Link: yea right those yoshi's will rip your arms off have you ever seen Jurassic Park Island with dinosaurs as a a action spot not a good mix.
Zelda: (with a more frustrated look) OK how about Donkey Kong country
Link: Killer monkeys and a psycho croc i don't think so
Zelda: OK you know what link I'm choosing whether you like it or not!!!!!!!
Link: yeah right sure let a woman choose
Narrator: For as soon as those words came out of links mouth Zelda slapped him up side they head with a frying pan, and don't ask how she got he frying pan it was just there for convenience so no asking questions.
Zelda: so link to you have your stuff all packed?
Link: yes i do and wheres the gauze my head is bleeding.!?
Narrator: so thirty minutes later Link and Zelda Arrive at the air port. Yes Hyrule has an Airport even though this game series is set in mid evil times and they should have no knowledge of space or international flights they just do it makes perfect sense for this story.
Link: I think i might have internal brain damage now.
Zelda: You already had that before i hit you.
Announcer: Flight 986 is ready for passenger boarding, again Flight 986 is ready for passenger boarding.
Zelda: Well Link that's us lets get going.
Link: I hate flying.
Zelda: so link have you decided where you would like to spend our vacation.
Link; i don't know yet.
Zelda: what come one link you haven't found a place for your vacation yet.
Link: nope
Zelda: fine I'll choose.......How about the Mushroom kingdom?
Link: No way that pace has fungus every where I'm likely to get athletes foot, besides they have mushrooms that walk around and some of them don't even have arms!!!!!
Zelda: OK fine how about Planet Zebes?
Link: to spacey besides need a space suit to survive or my head will explode.
Zelda: (with a frustrated look) OK how about Yoshi's island?
Link: yea right those yoshi's will rip your arms off have you ever seen Jurassic Park Island with dinosaurs as a a action spot not a good mix.
Zelda: (with a more frustrated look) OK how about Donkey Kong country
Link: Killer monkeys and a psycho croc i don't think so
Zelda: OK you know what link I'm choosing whether you like it or not!!!!!!!
Link: yeah right sure let a woman choose
Narrator: For as soon as those words came out of links mouth Zelda slapped him up side they head with a frying pan, and don't ask how she got he frying pan it was just there for convenience so no asking questions.
Zelda: so link to you have your stuff all packed?
Link: yes i do and wheres the gauze my head is bleeding.!?
Narrator: so thirty minutes later Link and Zelda Arrive at the air port. Yes Hyrule has an Airport even though this game series is set in mid evil times and they should have no knowledge of space or international flights they just do it makes perfect sense for this story.
Link: I think i might have internal brain damage now.
Zelda: You already had that before i hit you.
Announcer: Flight 986 is ready for passenger boarding, again Flight 986 is ready for passenger boarding.
Zelda: Well Link that's us lets get going.
Link: I hate flying.
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