The Life and Death of L.J.-Part One: THE FIRST TEN YEARS!!! (re-write)
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Chapter 1: Year one-spring one sub ch. 1: The birth of L.J.
Author's Note: as with my other stories, i will put character descriptions that i'm having trouble putting together in my head at the bottom, after the chapter. also, any additional notes, that tie in with the chapter at the bottom as well.
Here is the opening scene. Zelda and Link are at the doctors in Kakiriko Village, and Zelda is in labor. The Doctor, his name is Docdrine, is just about to cut open Zelda’s stomach to get baby L.J. out. “Calm down Zel, just calm down damn it.” said Link. “Damn it how am I supposed to be calm when I’m in a lot of pain.” said Zel. “Kay Princess Zelda I’m ready to cut you open now.” said Docdrine. Then Docdrine started to cut.
A few minutes later…
“Push and keep pushing.” said Docdrine. Then Zel kept pushing and pushing and eventually “Kay now I’m going to reach in and get your baby boy.” Then Docdrine reached in and pulled out baby L.J. and said “Well here he is, now what is his name?” asked Docdrine. “His name is my decision.” said Link. Then he said “His name shall be Link Hylian Jr.” “Well then I guess you’re a senior now.” said Docdrine. “Sado I’m a senior.” “Oh yes and his birthday is March, 1, 1,000.” said Docdrine. “Good now all we have too do is clean up the blood, cut the cord thing, and get the Hell out of here.” said Link Sr. “And what about my stomach?” asked Zel. “Oh yeah and get Zel stitched up.” said Link Sr.
A few hours later…
“Kay the Princess is stitched up, L.J. is cleaned up, and the cord thing is cut.” said Docdrine to himself. Then he said out loud “all that’s left is to give L.J. his baby blanket and you guys can go home.” “Thanks Docdrine you’re the best doctor I know.” said Link Sr. Then he said “actually it was my idea to come here, instead of having the castles doctor do this whole deliver the baby thing.” “Why?” asked Docdrine.
“Cuz the castles doctor scares Meh.” said Link Sr. Then he said “anyways let’s get going Zel we have to get home I’m hungry.” “Your always hungry.” said Zel. “Yeah I know.” said Link Sr.
A few hours later back at the castle…
“We’re home.” said Link Sr. as he walked into the front door of the castle. Then everyone in the castle came running to the front door, and when they saw baby L.J. in Zel’s arms they all said together “awe he is so adorable.” Then Harkinian said “The kid’s grandfather is here let me through to the front.” then everyone let Harkinian through and he said “heh the kid looks a lot like you Link, except he has Zelda’s danger eyes.” “He Does?” asked Link Sr. Then he said “They were blue a second ago.” “Really now?” asked Harkinian. “Yeah really.” said Link Sr. “hey wait a sec they are blue.” said Harkinian. Then Harkinian suddenly remembered something from the past, and said in a worried voice “oh shit this is bad.” “What is it dad?” asked Zel. “His eyes are flashing danger green, like yours do when your furious with the kids dad.” “But that means he could go into a burst of uncontrollable magic blasts.” said Link Sr. sounding extremely worried. Then he yelled “Everybody Down!!!!!” then everyone except Link Sr. and Zel ducked, just as L.J. started to cry. As L.J. was crying bursts of magic were coming from his little cute adorable hands, and Zel started to sing Zelda’s Lullaby. That imeaddetly calmed down L.J., and he went to sleep. When Link Sr. inspected the damage the magic caused, he was relived that it only put little reparable holes in the walls of the Hall they were standing in. “kay the damage isn’t too bad, just some holes in the walls, nothing major.” said Link Sr. “that’s good I was worried for a second.” said Zel. “I think I know why he was crying.” “Why?” asked Zel. “He’s hungry!” exclaimed Link Sr. “Great he inherited his father’s appetite.” said Zel sarcastically. Then she said in a complaining voice “I don’t wanna feed him, damn it I hated hearing abut ya know what I have to do.” “Well there is an alternative.” said Harkinian. “Oh, yeah I remember mom telling me about It.” said Zel. “Kay and what is this alternative?” “It is a family secret, but we will have to go to Lon-Lon Ranch.” said Zel. “Oh no, I am not going anywhere near that ranch.” Said Link Sr. “why not?” asked Zel. “Because Malon once told me ‘you will be mine, even if I have to use force.’ I don’t know what she meant by ‘force’, but I think she meant s-e-x” “No Way in Hell would She Seduce You into That, I Wouldn’t Let her!” screamed Zel. “Let’s go I need to have a word with her.” said Zel through gritted teeth. Just then baby L.J. woke up and started crying again. And just as before Zel sung Zelda’s Lullaby and L.J. fell asleep. “Come on lets go before L.J. wakes up again.” said Link Sr. sounding miserable.
Spoiler: Docdrine is Link's long lost twin brother, and he has another one that will be reavelead later, yes they are my OCs. yes i decided to put TONS of twist and turns in the story.
Character descriptions: Baby L.J.: sorry your on your won here, never could imagine a Baby Link. Toddler yes, little kid, yes, teenager yes, adult. well he looks like his father, we'll just say that.
Here is the opening scene. Zelda and Link are at the doctors in Kakiriko Village, and Zelda is in labor. The Doctor, his name is Docdrine, is just about to cut open Zelda’s stomach to get baby L.J. out. “Calm down Zel, just calm down damn it.” said Link. “Damn it how am I supposed to be calm when I’m in a lot of pain.” said Zel. “Kay Princess Zelda I’m ready to cut you open now.” said Docdrine. Then Docdrine started to cut.
A few minutes later…
“Push and keep pushing.” said Docdrine. Then Zel kept pushing and pushing and eventually “Kay now I’m going to reach in and get your baby boy.” Then Docdrine reached in and pulled out baby L.J. and said “Well here he is, now what is his name?” asked Docdrine. “His name is my decision.” said Link. Then he said “His name shall be Link Hylian Jr.” “Well then I guess you’re a senior now.” said Docdrine. “Sado I’m a senior.” “Oh yes and his birthday is March, 1, 1,000.” said Docdrine. “Good now all we have too do is clean up the blood, cut the cord thing, and get the Hell out of here.” said Link Sr. “And what about my stomach?” asked Zel. “Oh yeah and get Zel stitched up.” said Link Sr.
A few hours later…
“Kay the Princess is stitched up, L.J. is cleaned up, and the cord thing is cut.” said Docdrine to himself. Then he said out loud “all that’s left is to give L.J. his baby blanket and you guys can go home.” “Thanks Docdrine you’re the best doctor I know.” said Link Sr. Then he said “actually it was my idea to come here, instead of having the castles doctor do this whole deliver the baby thing.” “Why?” asked Docdrine.
“Cuz the castles doctor scares Meh.” said Link Sr. Then he said “anyways let’s get going Zel we have to get home I’m hungry.” “Your always hungry.” said Zel. “Yeah I know.” said Link Sr.
A few hours later back at the castle…
“We’re home.” said Link Sr. as he walked into the front door of the castle. Then everyone in the castle came running to the front door, and when they saw baby L.J. in Zel’s arms they all said together “awe he is so adorable.” Then Harkinian said “The kid’s grandfather is here let me through to the front.” then everyone let Harkinian through and he said “heh the kid looks a lot like you Link, except he has Zelda’s danger eyes.” “He Does?” asked Link Sr. Then he said “They were blue a second ago.” “Really now?” asked Harkinian. “Yeah really.” said Link Sr. “hey wait a sec they are blue.” said Harkinian. Then Harkinian suddenly remembered something from the past, and said in a worried voice “oh shit this is bad.” “What is it dad?” asked Zel. “His eyes are flashing danger green, like yours do when your furious with the kids dad.” “But that means he could go into a burst of uncontrollable magic blasts.” said Link Sr. sounding extremely worried. Then he yelled “Everybody Down!!!!!” then everyone except Link Sr. and Zel ducked, just as L.J. started to cry. As L.J. was crying bursts of magic were coming from his little cute adorable hands, and Zel started to sing Zelda’s Lullaby. That imeaddetly calmed down L.J., and he went to sleep. When Link Sr. inspected the damage the magic caused, he was relived that it only put little reparable holes in the walls of the Hall they were standing in. “kay the damage isn’t too bad, just some holes in the walls, nothing major.” said Link Sr. “that’s good I was worried for a second.” said Zel. “I think I know why he was crying.” “Why?” asked Zel. “He’s hungry!” exclaimed Link Sr. “Great he inherited his father’s appetite.” said Zel sarcastically. Then she said in a complaining voice “I don’t wanna feed him, damn it I hated hearing abut ya know what I have to do.” “Well there is an alternative.” said Harkinian. “Oh, yeah I remember mom telling me about It.” said Zel. “Kay and what is this alternative?” “It is a family secret, but we will have to go to Lon-Lon Ranch.” said Zel. “Oh no, I am not going anywhere near that ranch.” Said Link Sr. “why not?” asked Zel. “Because Malon once told me ‘you will be mine, even if I have to use force.’ I don’t know what she meant by ‘force’, but I think she meant s-e-x” “No Way in Hell would She Seduce You into That, I Wouldn’t Let her!” screamed Zel. “Let’s go I need to have a word with her.” said Zel through gritted teeth. Just then baby L.J. woke up and started crying again. And just as before Zel sung Zelda’s Lullaby and L.J. fell asleep. “Come on lets go before L.J. wakes up again.” said Link Sr. sounding miserable.
Spoiler: Docdrine is Link's long lost twin brother, and he has another one that will be reavelead later, yes they are my OCs. yes i decided to put TONS of twist and turns in the story.
Character descriptions: Baby L.J.: sorry your on your won here, never could imagine a Baby Link. Toddler yes, little kid, yes, teenager yes, adult. well he looks like his father, we'll just say that.
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