legend of zelda a link to the past the real story

A grind yo gears production........... Legend of Zelda a link to the past the REAL story.

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CHAPTER 1 HYRULE CASTLE AND MORE

ANNONCER AND NOW OR STORY BEGENS AT LINKS HOUSE........

VOICE- HELP ME..... IM IN THE CASTLE DUNGEN HELP ME..........

UNCLE- LINK IM GOING TO THE CASTLE BECASE HEARD A VOCE ON MY HEAD SAYING THER WAS A HOT CHICK THER ILL BRB OK?

LINK- UGH YOU FAT !@#$ WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP TS LIKE 3 @#$ o clock

Link- uncle?

Link- oh great the turd already left hey navi wake up

Navi- zzzz snort gawd what do you want?

VOICE- HELPS ME... IM IN THE CASTLE DUNGEN HELP ME.......... HEY.... WTF WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU OLD GUY? HEY STO..... AHHHH! HEY GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PERVVERT! HITS UNCLE OVER THE HEAD WITH A CHHAIR))

UNCLE- GAAA...... I LIKE RUPEES..... GAAAA.......

LINK- LOL THATS MY UNCLE LOL

link explains what is going on to navi

LINK- WELL we BETTER GO TO THE CASTLE AND SEE WHATS WRONG.........

LINK- DO DE DO GOING TO SAVE ZELDA DO DE DO.........

SO LINK GOES TO THE CASTLE

VOICE- THER IS A SECREAT PASSAGE IN THE COURTYARD

LINK- NO !@#$ !@#$ I HAVE A GUID BOOK HERE

VOICE- OH OK...........

SO LINK GOES INTO THE SECREAT PASSAGE WAY......

LINK- DANG MAN ITS DARK IN HERE OH LOOK A LANTERN!

?????????- D DU DU DUUUUU! YOU GOT A LANTERN TO USE IT PRESS A TO TURN IT OFF PRESS B!

LINK- ............... WTF WAS THAT?

navi - IDK THE ANNOUNCER?

CHUCK NORRIES- NO IT WAS ME CHUCK NORRIES

LINK- HOLY !@#$ CHUCK NORRIES!!!!!!!!!

CHUCK NORRIES- THATS RIGHT LINK ITS ME CHUCK NORRIS WHENEVER YOU FIND A NEW ITEM I TELL YOU HOW TO USE IT OK?

LINK OMG OMG OMG IM A HUGGGGGGGGEEE FAN!

CHUCK NORRIES- ERR......OK

VOICE- LINK HELLO HOT GIRL WATEING TO BE RESCUED HERE

LINK- OH RIGHT WELL ILL SEE YOU LATER CHUCK!

CHUCK NORRIES- BYE LINK!

LINK LEAVES THE DUNGEN

VOICE- OK NOW GO INTO THE CASTLE

LINK- OK ILL---- OMG A BAD GUY AHHHHHHHHHH!
Navi- link use your sword!

LINK- I don’t have one!

Navi- you tard use that branch on the ground

Link- whoosh POW bam (kills bad guys

LINK- OH GO ME I AM SO AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Navi - OK LINK NOW GO INTO THE CASTLE

LINK- ((NO FREAKIN !@#$))

Navi- WHAT?

LINK- OH NOTHING NOTHING............

HYRULE CASTLE
DU DU DUN DUN DUUUN DUUUN DUN DUUUUN!

LINK- NICE MUSIC LOL

VOICE- OK NOW TAKE A LEFT HERE

LINK- OK YOUR LEFT OR MY LEFT?

VOICE- I THINK YOUR LEFT.......

LINK- UMMM..... I THINK......... NO HEY ILL JUST GET THE DUNGEN MAP

VOICE- GOOD CALL

SO LINK FINDS THE ROOM ITH THE MAP

LINK- HOT DAM! I GOT A MAP!

CHUCK NORRIS- DU DU DU DUUUUUUU! YOU GOT THE MAP! TO USE IT PRESS START TO PUT IT AWAY PRESS B!

LINK- GO CHUCK!

SUDDNLY THE DOORS IN THE ROOM ALL CLOSE

LINK- WHATS GOING ON?

navi - IDK HEYDO YOU HEAR SOMTHING?

LINK- NO I DO-

EVIL SUB BOSS- REE REE REEE RERREE!!!!!!

LINK- OH NO ITS AN EVIL MONSTER!

EVIL SUB BOSS- ((PULLS OFF HOOD))

VOICE LINK AND CHUCK- HOLY MOTHER OF GOD..... IT’S......... DICK CHAINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DICK CHAINY-REE REE GONNA EAT YOU REEE RERREE!!!!!!

LINK- AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

LINK AND DICK FIGHT WITH club VS TEETH FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE FOREVER UNTILL......

DICK CHAINY-REE REE......... IV BEEN BEATEN......... RE REE REEE....... RE............................RE.................( (DIES))

LINK- OH GO ME!

Navi - REMBER LINK HE IS ONLY THE FRST BOSS IN HERE...

LINK- OH YA WELL BETTER GO FIND that girl

VOICE- THANKS

SO USEING THE MAP AND COMPASS LINK FINDS HIS AY AROOUND THE CASTLE UNTIL HE IS STOPPED BY AN UNFREMILER FACE

PERSON- HALT! I AM Jennifer Lopez! I eat tacos!

Link- errs ok..............

Jennifer Lopez- I ham! Jennifer Lopez! What do you want here?

Link- to ummm get by?

Jennifer Lopez- nu uhhh! ((Does the z shaped snapping thing in links face))

Link- ummmmm................ look tacos!!!

Jennifer Lopez- tacos!!!!!!!!!! tackostackostackostackostackos!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link- stupid lady left her post lol

So well Jennifer Lopez is distracted link quickly sneaks buy and down a flight of stares

A large dungeon with two rooms is seen...

Link- hello??

Voice- over here!

Link- hello

A tall figure in a pink and white dress is seen before link

Link- ((drooling slightly)) hello lol

Voice- hello I am princess Zelda

Link- hello I am link

For a second of bliss link looks at Zelda’s cans but suddenly there is a crash

Link\Zelda- what was that?!

Navi - its worse then dick chainy......

link- how so?

Chuck Norris- whets worse then a vice president?

Link- I don- the president........... Oh............. my.....................gawd..........

Gorge w bush- ehhh he he heee!!!!!!! Stay back or ill lower the amount of money the American dollar bill is worth eeehhhh he he!

Link- you already have............

Gorge w bush- oh..... Then ill send people to fight a senseless war ehhh h e hehe!

Link- you already have

Gorge w bush- oh... well then im out of ideas see ya

Gorge w bush leaves the room

Link- wow that was the dumbest boss ever...

navi - agreed

Zelda and link go up to the main room

Zelda- ok near the throne there should be a secret passageway out of here....... link?

Link- oh ya? ((Link snaps right to attention cuz he was looking at Zelda’s rack lol))

Zelda- grrr..... Lets go

Link and Zelda goto the secret passageway entrance

Zelda- ok link open it

Link- ehhh cant to heavy cant move it........

Zelda- oh for gods sake ((Zelda opens the door with one hand))

Link- oh err thanks...........

Zelda- ya ya........

Link and Zelda go into the dark sewers......

Link- gross...

Navi - ehh its ok............

Link- its full of rats they probably have diseases....

Link and Zelda go to the final room

Zelda- ok there are two switches I think we should use the one on the left...

Link- the left right?

Zelda- right

Link- ok right it is! ((Link pulls the switch))

Zelda- no I said left!

BOMBS FALL ON LINK

LINK_ HOLY MOTHER OF GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zelda pulls link out of the room and into the church

Link- ware is we?

Priest- welcome to the church!

Link- ((oh crap I was just about to do it with Zelda but I cant now..... im in a church......))

Priest- Zelda will stay here so she is safe

Zelda- link thank you for saving me

Link- no problem Zelda lol

Priest- link the land of hyrule is in grave danger an evil wizard named aghamen has taken it over you must stop him at all costs you are the only one who can save us..........

Link- I accept this quest

And so link leaves on his journey to save hyrule from the evil wizard its obvious that this is not the end of the story’s that would be dumb almost as dumb as Movie trailers that give the ENTIRE movie away from start to finish. THANKS FOR RUINING THE MOVIE, !@#$%s

Coming soon chapter two the woods the nose and the temple of the east

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