This story is from Ganon's point of view. He tells a story about
Posted by starfgh/zelda on Mar 27, 2010:
Hello, my name is Ganon. And I am about to tell you about my life with that son-of-a-b***h you all know as Link.
Here's how it goes:
"Once apon a time there was a b****d named Link. He was destined to become the f-ing Hero Of Time. Well, at the time, I was planning to take over the world. But he just shoved his sorry a** in my way. So as I was saying, he came right up to me with the master sword and said,"Ganon, you bitch, I will KICK-YOUR-A**. So I fought him and all and the son-of-a-bitch DID kill me! But thanks to Twinrova, I came back to life.
Hell yeah!
So then I run into him again, and he said I was dumber than a sack of f***ing poop! Who does this a** think he is???
"Din... With her strong flaming arms, she cultivated the land and created the red earth. Nayru... Poured her wisdom onto the earth and gave the spirit of law to the world. Farore... With her rich soul, produced all life forms who would uphold the law." -Creation Myth Ocarina of Time Show All Quotes Submit Quote
Hello, my name is Ganon. And I am about to tell you about my life with that son-of-a-b***h you all know as Link.
Here's how it goes:
"Once apon a time there was a b****d named Link. He was destined to become the f-ing Hero Of Time. Well, at the time, I was planning to take over the world. But he just shoved his sorry a** in my way. So as I was saying, he came right up to me with the master sword and said,"Ganon, you bitch, I will KICK-YOUR-A**. So I fought him and all and the son-of-a-bitch DID kill me! But thanks to Twinrova, I came back to life.
Hell yeah!
So then I run into him again, and he said I was dumber than a sack of f***ing poop! Who does this a** think he is???