Have you ever wished that you could just have all the text in the Zelda games at your fingertips? Now, thanks to my rom hacking skills (and those of others), you can! You might want to check out the FAQ before you jump right in.
"Man, I am SO tired! The night watch is so boring! I wish some ghosts would come out or something... Hey, I'm really interested in ghosts! Studying them is a hobby of mine, but you never know...the time might come when that kind of knowledge might be useful!"