Inter-dimensional relaps

After playing mariachi music FOR TWELVE HOURS, Team Chaotix were in rented beds. Everyone else was sound asleep, except Shadow. Vector then had a determination to help their friends out.

Espio saw a bright light piercing into his eyes and woke with a start. "Vector! How many times does this have to happen? Every time you try to unite lovers, we end up covered in bruises." Vector put his finger over his mouth and said, "SHHH! I have a different plan. This time, I've got everything straight. We're going off to find Krystal and Zelda, for Fox and Link of course." Espio's eyes were as wide as dinner plates. He then commented, "Wow, Vector. You actually thought of something good this time." Espio stood up and followed Vector out of the house. However, now came the tough part.

Charmy had slept with Malon like a little girl and her teddy bear. Malon's arm was around Charmy in a one-handed embrace. Vector was virtually drenched in his own sweat as he tried getting close to the farm girl. He held a cucco in one arm and had his other one free for a quick reason. (Good thing the cucco was a heavy sleeper.) He reached and he quickly pulled Charmy out from under Malon's arm just in time for him to slip the sleeping cucco in his place. "Ha. That was too easy." Vector said to himself. He was almost out the door when...Espio closed the door on the crocodile's tail. tail. "YEEEEEEEEEOWWW!!!! OH, MY TAIL!!! OH, CAN'T YOU SEE I'VE GOT (bleep) TAIL!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT (bleep) HAPPENED!!!" Two guys from off camera rushed to Vector's aid and...(Please stand by.) Vector clutched his tail as though it would fall off. "Language, Vector. This is a family fanfic." Vector peeked through the window and saw that Malon was still asleep. He scratched his head and said, "Man, Malon sure is a heavy sleeper." Malon shot up and Vector ducked. Fortunately, it was only a sleep reaction and she went to bed. He made his way out of the ranch with Espio, Charmy still under his arm.

The next morning, Wolf and his team were cruising through Hyrule with their captives still in hand. Then, Wolf's eye (Including his mechanical one) saw three people in the distance. "GRRR! Who are those creeps over there?!" Wolf snarled. Espio felt a strange presence behind him and looked over his shoulder. "What's up, Espio?" Vector asked, eyebrows raised. Charmy had woken up now and was curious about this too. "And you are...?" Espio turned around and so did Vector and Charmy. "You're with Fox and that elf-boy aren't you?!" Vector raised his arms and turned to Espio with a "Who's THIS broad?" Espio grinned and answered, "Those guys Link and Fox told us about, perhaps." Charmy buzzed into view and asked, "You mean the BAD guys like Concolor?" Leon also grinned and scoffed. "I'm going to enjoy atomizing you." Panther smiled and said, "Ah, another moment to impress Krystal. Panther placed Krystal and Zelda, who were bound, on the ground and took a fighter stance. "We know what you're after, you clutzes. Just get outta my face!" Then, the battle was on.

Wolf struck first and planted a solid fist in Vector's snout. It sent the crocodile tumbling backwards. Wolf chuckled and said, "Too easy." He turned to leave when there was a piercing pain. Vector had snuck up on him when he turned and chomped on Wolf's tail. Wolf growled and kicked at Vector only to miss by a mile. Vector released the tail just in time. Vector got up and planted his own fist into Wolf's gut. It knocked the wind out of the gangster and Vector followed up with another and another. On the fourth try, Wolf grabbed the croc by the wrist. "Uh oh." Was all Vector had time to say before getting kicked in the jaw. He hit the ground rolling, seeing as his main strategy was to keep moving. Vector then saw a heavy boot coming into his face. He hit the ground and Wolf actually pinned him. A gun was pointed right at Vector's nose. A smug grin was on Wolf's face and he was confident that he would succeed in killing this idiot. However, Vector smiled and kicked Wolf where it hurts. Wolf keeled backwards and Vector leapt into the air to smash onto Wolf. Wolf was knocked unconscious and fell to the floor with a thud, his mechanical eye short-circuited.

Leon took on Espio and took out a knife. He lunged at Espio, who ducked. Leon followed up with a kick, which was also dodged by the lizard ninja. Espio noticed the knife was tipped with some strange purple substance...poison. Espio did all kinds of kung fu moves and managed to avoid the knife. Leon then caught Espio by surprise and used a sweep kick. Espio flew about five feet into the air and landed on his back. Leon raised the knife, but Espio vanished. There was a sharp pain in Leon's back and he fell to one knee. He quickly recovered, but began searching wildly for Espio. He then noticed that the grass bent in certain places and kicked forward. It caguht someone and Espio turned visible. Leon had kicked him in the chest and he had to attack quickly or the ninja would disappear again. He leapt into the air and began a series of karate kicks, but Espio blocked or dodged each one. "C'mon, I've blocked better moves than this." Espio taunted. Leon sniggered and said, "Oh yeah?" Suddenly, Leon's skin and suit vanished as though someone spilled paint in it. Espio stood very still and closed his eyes. Suddenly, he put his fist up and Leon turned visible again. He fell to the ground and Espio said, "Evil must die! Fear my ninja power!"

Vector and Espio got up and wiped sweat from their foreheads. "Whew! That was hairy. Now for...Hey, weren't there three of these guys? And where are Krystal and Zelda?" Charmy noticed that Panther was sneaking away with Krystal and Zelda over each shoulder. "Not on my watch!" Charmy hissed. He took off at full speed and raised his stinger at the last second. Panther's eyes welled up and he screamed "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWCH!!!" Charmy's stinger got him on the rear end and he ended up dropping the ladies. He ran in front of a tree and Espio took his chance. He threw six stars at just the right time. They ended up pinning Panther to the tree and he couldn't move. Vector used Charmy's stinger to cut Zelda free and Espio used a knife. They ended up in tight embraces from both of them. "Oh, thank you!" Krystal cheered and she kissed Vector on the forehead. "Umm...I think you may want to try doing that to Fox, not me." Espio was still being hugged by Zelda when he thought of an idea. "Link's at Lon Lon Ranch if you let me go." Zelda released him with an "It's a deal."

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