the return of Ganondorf (WW), and Vaati!!! and then the uter deafeat of them too. LOL XD!!! mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!

“Destiny Destroyer!!!” screamed Diaboromon blasting the roof of the castle, making himself visible to the group.

“He’s miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!!” screamed DG Naranu spreading his wings, and flying up to Diaboromon’s head.

“So you think you can beat me, yeah right scumbag.” said Diaboromon.

“Die bastard!!!” screamed DG Naranu. “Omni Sword!!!” screamed DG Naranu flying towards Diaboromon.

“That won’t work, I’ll prove it by letting you hit Meh.” said Diaboromon. Then DG Naranu hit Diaboromon, and… “What the Hell it worked!?! But how!?! He can’t beat meh!!!” screamed Diaboromon.

“Hellllllooooo, stronger version then the original.” said DG Naranu.

“Curse you…Omnimon!!!
Curse you…Imperialdramon Paladin Mode!!!
Curse you…DG Naranu!!!” screamed Diaboromon as he was banished to the Gap between Dimensions. (Do those last four lines seem familiar anyone?)

(Final, final Legal Disclaimer, for the final Naranu: I do NOT own Harry Potter!!!)

“Aveda Kedavra!!!” screamed someone as a jet of green Light, just narrowly missed DG Naranu.

“Yo!!! Wizard Me, that’s DG Us your trying to kill.” screamed Naranu, through DG Naranu.

“uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...woops.” said Wizard Naranu putting away his wand into his Gryffindor Robes. “sorry bout that.” he said as DG Naranu landed in front of him.

“Don’t do it again or I will kill you.” said DG Naranu seriously. “Oh and, by the way, I’m free!!!” he screamed.

“Ow, ow mom let go.” said a whining voice as a familiar blue ball of Light came down from the sky, and it grew into two “Great Fairies”, not really. They are Navi, the Queen of Fairies, and Navi Two, Princess of the Fairies. Navi in her Queen Fairy Mode looks like this, she had Blue skin, long Blue hair, Blue eyes, four wings, one pair being like this, Gold on top, Silver on the bottom, and the other pair is
vice-versa. She is wearing a Blue Dress, with the familiar Blue Bubble with wings all over it. she also has Blue skate boarder shoes. Navi Two is a teenage version of Navi. same outfit same wings. only she, and her alone, unlike her mother, is annoying, but that will change very, very soon. “No I will not let go, and I will not stop dragging you by your ear, until you have told your father what you have done.” said Navi.

“fine, fine, dad I had s*x, and I’m pregnant.”

“You are so grounded, nothing, absolutely nothing for the next five years!!!” screamed FS Naranu. “Now get up to your room, before I use Kyubi to tear your you know what off!!!” he screamed.

“ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!” screamed Navi Two, in a high pitched girly scream, and then she flew up to her room in the Inter-Dimensional Heaven.

“oh sure she just has to go off and make the same stupid mistake I did.” said Naranu sarcastically, and rolling his eyes.

“And now we come to you, DG Naranu.” said Navi. “Welcome to the Light.” then a Ring of Heavenly Light appeared, under, and rose above DG Naranu…

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